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texasassy:

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

(Source: weaknudes)

chanel-and-louboutins:

When the girls in my school ask me silly ass questions .

(Source: tvtogifs)

trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 

rrxnina:

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

What the fuck

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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(Source: jaclcfrost)

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

(Source: mysticaljew)

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

snowysula:

what a fucked up society we live in that we shame people both for having and for not having sex

(Source: jessiesula)

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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10knotes:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: laurentmelanies)